Marriland

I went straight to the Pokemon Center. Then off to the Trainers School. I see, hey Oceanus why the flip are you here! It seems he memorized everything on the board. Dude, you don't know this already? You're so dumb. I give him the stupid parcel which in all honesty, the wrapping was coming off... There were 2 Town Maps.He gave me one. Hey, at least he's better than Gary. I mean come on, he asks if your Pokemon have died yet at the pokemon tower! I leave and on the way I see a big fat dude! No not Rowan but the Poketch CEO. I find the stupid clowns and head onwards. I get a Poketch from that guy. YAY! NOW I CAN CHECK THE TIME WHENEVER I WANT! I go ahead and fight all the trainers north of Jubilife. I go east and Oceanus is there. He's like "Let's Battle" and I'm like "Yeah fine." I destroyed his team of Starly and Chimchar and went on to Oreburgh Gate. I get Rock Smash from a Hikerand enter Oreburgh. Then some Youngster tells that I should get a Gym Badge otherwise people will think I'm a noob. I then follow him to the gym and Oceanus is outside. He says that Roark left to the mines but he already got a badge. Jerk. I heal up and then enter the mines. 

Dionysus the Turtwig. lv.12

Tackle/Withdraw/Absorb/Razor Leaf

Hermes the Starly. Lv.10

Tackle/Growl/Quick Attack/Wing Attack

I boot up the game and see this big fat dude who says he's called Rowan. He sends out a Munchlax and says the world is inhabited by pokemon. There's an uncanny resemblance between Rowan and Munchlax though.... I name my character Kronos and my rival Oceanus.

I open up by watching a report about a red Gyarados. MUST CATCH! MUST CATCH RED GYARADO... okay fine I'll stop. I go meet up with Oceanus and go to the lake. I see the fat prof.! And some weird assistant... He leaves but leaves behind his briefcase. We notice and go check it out. Then some random Starly appeared! I chose Turtwig from the case and finished it off with 2 Tackles. After the battle we leave and on the way home see them. Rowan sees but then leaves to his lab. I decided to go home and heal up. My mom says she's envious of me so I'm like "Hey you can go if you want" but she says nope, I'll at least get the bed instead of sleeping on the couch. I go to the lab and Oceanus bumps into me like always. I go inside and Rowan allows me to keep Turtwig. I decide to call him Dionysus. I go home to tell my mom and she's fine with it. Of course, she is the highest authority. I leave and on the way to Jubilife I meet Dawn. She teaches me how to catch a pokemon with live demonstration! Nothing I didn't know anyways. She then gives me 5 Poke Balls. 10 encounters on the route later I finally find a Starly and name him Hermes. I do some grinding and then head on to Jubilife.  

Dionysus the Turtwig Lv.9

Tackle/Withdraw/Absorb    

Hermes the Starly Lv.4

Tackle/Growl