The Official Joke Thread!

[b4nt4z0t0r]

@0ohio3: lol. Kinda cruel. .-.

A mountain asked a volcano to stop smoking.

[koarules]

I saw this on larry the cable guy:

I love fishing! One day I went fishing in Miami and caught a cub-...
nevermind

[MutantBadger]

A woman and her baby are waiting for the bus. As the bus stops she goes in and the bus driver says "Man, that's one ugly baby." Deeply hurt, the woman takes her seat. At that moment an old man leans over and says to the woman, "You shouldn't take that from him. He's a volunteer worker, you should get his badge number and report him." The woman replies; "Thank you sir, I think i'll go do that." finally the man says . . .


"Ok you go do that. i'll hold your monkey for you."

[js1210/pokemon]

A man comes up to you, and says "I'm lying." Is he lying, or telling the truth?


Answer: Stranger danger! You should run away! Real answer: Lying is his name! So he is telling the truth!

[Diarkia124]

There are two people:

Person 1: There are three houses, a orange house, a green house, and a white house. The orange man lives in the orange house, the green man lives in the green house, who lives in the white house?
Person 2: The white man
Person 1: How dare you call the (US) president a white man.

No racism intended

[Mercenary303]

what has no legs and runs,cant talk or speak but has a mighty roar??


A waterfall!!

[Mercenary303]

Whats greater than God, more evil than the devil, poor ppl have it and nobody wants it??






nothing!

[BLinD HaWK]

not funny

double post not cool man.

[Mercenary303]

i say tha bout double post
and its hilarious

[Silphy]

I can't believe I almost forgot this one.

Two men were in the park, digging holes and filling them back up. One man would dig a hole, and the other would fill it back up. They kept doing this over and over again. A woman on her lunch break happened to notice this. She asked the men why they were digging holes, just to refill them. "Well," said the first guy. "There's usually a third guy who puts in a tree before we fill it back up, but he's out sick.